each year,
by contract,
my heart is granted
at most 5 minutes
and 15.56 seconds*
of precious tranquility.

* Service level agreement

Tier	Maximum downtime
0	3 d 15 h
1	8 h 45 min
2	52 min 35 s
3	5 min 15.56 s
4	31.5569 s
⋮	⋮
50**	5.854 tP

** Due to universal physical limitations, we cannot offer service tiers above 50. Thank you for your understanding.

** 宇宙の物理的限界のため、50以上のサービスティアは提供しておりません。ご了承ください。