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frequently asked questions

as answered by the department of disinformation

who runs this place?

nobody.

you’re lying.

deal with it.

is there anything on here other than pretentious self-referential gibberish?

pretentious? us? we’re honored.

you do know that “atashi” is feminine, right?

  1. you’re assuming that we don’t know already.
  2. you’re assuming that it’s inaccurate.
  3. you’re assuming that anyone cares.

what happened to the pages that used to be here?

we’re not here to find them for you.

what’s with you sounding different on every page?

in case you weren’t aware, “us” is a collective pronoun. should you need any further explanation, try asking someone with basic competency in english.

do you really expect me to believe that multiple people are responsible for this nonsense?

we don’t actually care what you think.

i have something else to say.

read the answer to the last question.

then i’d rather talk to a brick wall.

the feeling is mutual.